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This is mainly a dmmd blog but it can be quite random too~
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i want to cosplay that new dmmd character just because so far his fashion seems pretty on par with mine. 

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29 minutes ago

mondo-s:

Roxie is having seizures. It couldnt be anything else.
what do i do

from your previous statuses i assume roxie is your pet, i would take roxie to the animal hospital and get seizure medication for her right away

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42 minutes ago
bonyonyo:

cheri is so cute so i drew a human!cheri \o/ 
im bored so send in acnl characters and i’ll humanize them if i can quq

bonyonyo:

cheri is so cute so i drew a human!cheri \o/ 

im bored so send in acnl characters and i’ll humanize them if i can quq

(via thehuffingtonspitroast)

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45 minutes ago

mistermurdocnipples:

ask-putty-buddy:

anthony-the-talking-clock:

thelittlejewboy:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following gifs will be deleted within 24 hours

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These are cute

boop

im very angry at the tumblr staff right now

Better reblog.

(Source: crybaybe, via yamiutayuu)

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54 minutes ago

sp00ky0wl:

ghostyfelix:

satohai:

iliketolight-thingsonfire:

fairysharkmother:

MOMMA WILL GIVE ADVICE.

ALWAYS REMEMBER: MENSTRUATING DOES NOT MAKE YOU BAD. IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE SICK. IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE DIRTY.

First of all, do not go swimming in the ocean to look for Momma. 
Momma will be right here.

Momma suggests that at first sign of blood, take tylenol. If you are super in tune with your body, take it when you estimate it will start soon!

Momma knows EXACTLY what to do for cramps. Eating cranberries or drinking their juice is a wonderful way to get rid of cramps.

Another way to help with the pain is to rest on your bed like in the picture, butt in the air and head on the ground. 

Also, if you do not like pads OR tampons, there are more solutions!

There is the softcup!

And the mooncup!

They are very similar to one another. They are basically soft, silicone cups that go up into your lady cave that collect the blood.The softcup is a bit more expensive.

Also, Momma says that if you want to have sex and not have gushing everywhere, you can use a softcup!

The mooncup is a lot like the softcup, but it is reusable. Momma will remind you that you MUST disinfect it in boiling water. 

You can even use natural sea sponge like a tampon! 
Momma says it’s okay. 

There are also cotton reusable pads!

Momma is also thinking of you men that have periods, too!
There is a special kind of boxers that you can buy with a special pocket for sanitary products! It also comes with a bulge.

The most important thing to do, menstruating or not, is to love and respect yourself. Do not feel ashamed, and get through it as well as you can!

Momma loves you!

Thank you momma.

I imagine Momma having a really typical haggard old smoker’s voice

MOMMA’S ON MY OWN DASH WHAT THE HECKLE

WAIT HOLD THE PHONE THERE ARE OPTIONS OUTSIDE OF PADS AND TAMPONS???

(Source: fairysharkmother, via eyugho-main)

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1 hour ago

mermaidonamission:

nikaalexandra:

apparently it’s nineteen fucking twenty

Or when you walk into the hardware store and you can’t take ten steps without a male employee stopping you to try and help you like damn son my vagina doesn’t impair I can still buy my fucking screws without 7 men guiding me

(via monkeymonk14)

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2 hours ago

budweiner:

When you get shouted at for accidentally doing something bad

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(via xval3ntin3xx)

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2 hours ago

sophadilliac:

zayniepaynie:

those fans who can’t admit their idiol has fucked up and makes up stupid reasons to defend them

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#beliebers

(via karcuddles)

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2 hours ago
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